Petrol station side-show alley.

Ha, so basically there's this one sales attendent at a Coles servo in Invermay.
And imagine the conversation went like this...


Servo bloke: *American accent* "Hi, how're goin' today ma'am?"
Myself: "Well thanks, $57.60 on pump 5 please".
Servo bloke: "Flybuys?"
Myself: "Yes."
Servo bloke: "Coupons?"
Myself: "No."
Servo bloke: "Instore specials?"
Myself: "No."
Servo bloke: "Other instore items?"
Myself: "No."
Servo bloke: "Got the paper today?"
Myself: "No, Sir."
Servo bloke: "Call me, Dave."
Myself: "Whatever.... Dave... It's pump 5... $57.60... Total... Visa... Signature... PLEASE."

Clearly I don't go to the local shows 'round here... the carnies freak me out.

Now they've managed to get jobs in national petrol chains.

Great.